I am assuming I am the tallest person blogging....I would say thats a pretty safe assumption, The only person taller than me that I know has a hard time tying his shoes...let alone turing on a computer.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

After the Convention is the afterconvention and after the convention is the hotel lobby and....

As the thousands of red, white and blue balloons, the tinsel and the tickertape descended from the rafters on the Republican convention moments after John McCain had finished addressing it, I at last worked out what had been the key difference between this event and the Democratic beano the week before.



The Democrats have a world view based (as Dr Johnson might have put it) on the triumph of hope over experience. The Republicans’ is rooted firmly in reality.

Republicans were given a real vision for the future of America, not empty promises

In Denver, speaker after speaker lauded and coddled one minority group after another and promised the largesse of the American taxpayer would alleviate their misery. In St Paul the message was about all Americans pulling together, getting government out of their lives, and making everyone richer and happier as a result.

When Mr McCain spoke, the faithful were still galvanised and awe-struck by the performance of his remarkable running-mate 24 hours earlier. In that sense anything he could say or do was bound to be an anti-climax. Yet his steady, measured, statesmanlike speech was the perfect complement to her benign but startling demagoguery.

Thus is the flavour of the next two months established. She will eat their opponents alive; he will be there to explain from the apparently limitless fount of his wisdom what will be done on the tree-strewn road ahead. It is a horrible cliché, but of the two men aiming for the White House, Mr McCain has more of the demeanour of a president.

This is nothing to do with his white hair, still less his white skin: it is everything to do with his gravitas and his record.

Some of us thought, and hoped, that he would win the nomination in 2000 over the manifestly inferior George W Bush. The qualities he had then are the same ones that give him the edge over his opponent now: a “story”, to use the campaign’s favourite word, of genuine heroism, service and leadership; coupled with what are now the first signs of a grasp of what it is possible to do to right America’s economic wrongs without first making them considerably worse.

Mr McCain has been on Capitol Hill for 26 years. He not only knows how the system works, he actively despises it and wants to reform it. He brings immense wisdom and good judgment to the table. It is that, rather than a beauty contest based on some celebrity X-factor, that should decide the election on November 4.

In his speech to the delegates in St Paul Mr McCain dealt only in the broad brush. In this, he was rather like Mr Obama in the Broncos’ stadium at Denver a week earlier. But unlike Mr Obama, Mr McCain littered his broad brush with odd moments of detail, and clear statements of vital principle. His delivery may have lacked the charisma and sonority of his opponent’s, but what he delivered will have connected with tens of millions of Americans, consolidating the shock of the new imposed on them the previous evening by Sarah Palin.

The biggest gap remains his economic programme: he cannot much longer delay explaining how he is going to cut spending, cut the deficit, and provide the tax cuts he promises.

No-one deserves to get a job on Buggin’s turn, or on the basis that he or she has been in the queue for it the longest; but that is not what qualifies Mr McCain for the White House. He drew attention to the most important fact about modern life: not the global economic convulsion, from which America has in the last fortnight started to show the first faint signs of recovery, but the fact that the world is a dangerous place, and getting more so. Mr Obama doesn’t know where to start on this, and the claims made for his good ol’ boy running mate Joe Biden being an expert on foreign policy are charitable to say the least.

In the next eight weeks Mr McCain needs to hammer home the perils to western civilisation not just of Islamic extremism but also of a new Cold War and a restless China. He made a good start yesterday, but this notoriously inward-looking country still needs more of a wake-up call. His television debates with Mr Obama, starting later this month, will be crucial in what must be his strategy of trumping charm and effortless superiority with raw experience.

The convention was a comparatively sober affair, not simply because of the shadow from Hurricane Gustav but because the revivalist hysteria that smothered the Democrats was absent here. But that, of course, is all about the connection Republicans have with reality, practicality running through their veins as idealism does through the Democrats’.

Post taken from the English Newspaper the Telegraph, Article title John McCain offered Republicans vision rooted in reality, not Barack Obama's empty promises. Written by Simon Heffer...Educate yourself further here.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Temporary Blog is UP

http://worldstallesttraveler.blogspot.com/

New Blog for my trip... I leave soon, I am excited...I was also able to run into a fellow member of our little blogging community. Matt, I must say it was good to see you, I was surprised and I almost didn't recognize you. Look'n good buddy, I am sorry that we met under sad terms, but it was good to see you none the less.

I am off to London than to Salzburg, plug into the other blog, for frequent updates as I am sure my sleep schedule will be outta whack for a couple days, bonus for you, tired body for me.

And P.S. Celts in 6, I think everyone and there mother could have picked a game 3 win by the fake-show. Game 4 will be closer, but still a win for Kobe, Game 5 will be a thriller and Celts pull it out then close the door in Bean town...Bean-town baby BEAN-TOWN!

Celtic Pride.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Heeeeeerrrreeeeee We GO!

Long absence, Deal with it, I would say sorry, but I have been busy so my blog has suffered. Finals are over, I have been on a two week break of nothing-ness, its been great. The first year of law school sucks, no ifs ands or buts about it, it sucks...I took two weeks of finals, after a month of studying, its finally over. I would tell you all about it, but I would bore you to tears, so I won't, just know it was the worst thing school wise I have ever done, yet some how I enjoyed it, go figure.

Now on to the rest of the summer, I will be heading, as the locals like to say, across the pond, and spend some time in both London and Salzburg. I will be taking some classes over there in London, I will be taking a terrorism and public policy and in Salzburg, I will be taking a foundations of European and American law taught by the honorable Justice Anthony Kennedy. Should be fun and interesting. I will be updating a different blog, worlds tallest traveler, soon, a more parent friendly blog, so stay tuned for that link. I will gone from June 11th - July 28th, and will enjoy many travels.

Now on to what this blog is really about, the draft lottery. The wolves true to form stuck with the 3rd spot, the didn't move up any but hey at least they didn't move down any. Sounds good right, WRONG, the 3rd pick might be the worst pick in this years draft, there are two front runners, after that you are looking at "potential" and with the wolves they are likely to take a flier on a little known kid out of the sunbelt conference who they are "really excited about."

Well, who is it gonna be Lopez, Mayo, some Italian, who knows, and who cares, there are alot of questions and the wolves, who need a new direction, are stuck with a player who could, I stress COULD be ready in a few years. As always, the wolves are a few years away from being a good team, awesome, they were a few players/years away from being a good team in '91. So with that being said, I am leaving the wolves organization, it has been a long time coming, but I was holding out hope that something good would come of this year/lottery, to change my mind, NOPE. So good bye wolves, and soon good bye twins, I am only hanging on to a thread with the vikes, but we will see, at least the are attempting to get better. I am tired of the mismanagement, the selling of hope, and the eventual disappointment. The wolves and twins are train wrecks, I am done, I wash my hands of the wolves now, and on Aug 19th, I will wash my hands of the twins.

I was at my parents house watching the draft lottery, I convinced my mom to hold off on the finale of dancing with the stars long enough to see the results of the lottery. When the text of "here comes Brooke Lopez" hit my phone I went downstairs and grabbed an old, too small Chicago Bulls sweatshirt I had and threw it on. I am back on the Bulls bandwagon, I left with the mishandling of Jordan, and now return because I have nothing left to cheer for in MN.

Let's GO BULLS!!

Monday, March 24, 2008

What We Learned...Rd 1 & 2

Recap of the first two rounds of the NCAA's....Where we have been, Where we are going, and How we are gonna get there...

EAST

Pretty ho-hum first days of action, no real surprises... UNC scored over a 100 in every game played, not sure I would want anything to do with them. Washington St. is better than advertised, they play good D which usually leads to deep runs in the tournament. Tennessee, I am still not sold on them, I just don't think its their year.

Indiana fulfilled its destiny and ended its collapse in fine fashion. Nice work Hosiers, any team that threatens not to make a road trip because of a mid season coaching change has its priorities out of whack. Your coach cheated, AGAIN, he is gone, deal with it. Eric Gordon good player but he has alot to learn.

Better than expected:
Butler, I picked them to beat Tenn. but I will admit it was a suspect pick.
UNC, not sure you can be better than a number one seed but they are scary.
Washington St, D and rebounding go far in the tournament.
Louisville, still not sold but the way they handled Oklahoma, I will give them props, their zone is tough.

Who didn't show up:
Indiana, Should have just called the season after the coaching change.

Where we are going:
UNC wins the East. Tennessee and Louisville will be a great game, but I am not sure either can hang with the 'heels. Gotta be disciplined to beat the 'heels and both Louisville and Tennessee struggle in that department.

MIDWEST

This bracket is shot, My final four team is still alive but that's about it. KU is playing good enough to win, but I like my pick of Wisconsin. Davidson is the surprise of the tournament, Curry is a baller, but I don't think the match up with Wisconsin is a good one for him.

Better than expected:
Davidson, the game against G-Town, wow, I did not think they could do it, but there they are in the sweet 16.
'Nova, Granted there second round opponent was Sienna, but they played their way into the sweet 16. Too bad they win the right to get run out of the gym by KU, losing your starting center is not a good start to this week for 'Nova

Who didn't show up:
Clemson, thanks, nice ACC tournament run only to crap the bed when the real lights are on
Vandy, Wow, Way to lay an egg in the opening round that 4 seed might have been a little high huh?
G-Town, Don't even know what to say
USC, what happened to all the athletes that they were supposed to have?

Where are we going:
I would love to see a KU v. Wisconsin game, I think that would be a good match up of fast v. slow, I picked Wisconsin mostly because I don't trust KU. Look for Wisconsin to represent the Midwest.

SOUTH

Not alot of seeding upset but I had a few picks that didn't pan out. I hate the Lopez brothers, and still don't understand why at the end of Overtime, Marquette didn't double. Blows my mind. I hate Memphis, I don't care how good you are if you cannot hit over half your free throws you will not win, they pretty much gave the game back to Mississippi St.

Better than expected:
Stanford, I hate them, and refuse to comment
Miami, who according to some had no business being in the tournament, gave Texas a run for their money.
Michigan St., The Big 10 is better than previously thought, Defense and Rebounding win. The game against a very good Pittsburgh team sold me on that.

Who didn't show up:
I think this was a pretty sound bracket, but maybe Pittsburgh, to only score 54 points is not gonna cut it
Memphis free throws, yeah sub 50% is not showing up. Just waiting for that to bite them hard.

Where are we going:
I have Texas advancing, I would love to see Memphis lose to Michigan St. and all because of free throws, I don't think I will be that lucky. Texas will represent the South, an elite 8 game in Houston spells trouble for the Tigers.

WEST

Kind of a Cluster, UCLA survived, Duke lost, and Xavier went about business as usual.

Better than expected:
Western Ky, Played their way into the sweet 16 by beating Drake at the buzzer, congrats, here's your pounding by UCLA
San Diego, I am not sure if they are that good or if UCONN is that bad
West Virginia, Any time you beat Duke its a good thing.

Who didn't show up:
Drake, the lights came on and they were blinded by them. Deer in the headlights, they made a game of it but still, this shouldn't have been a game.
UCONN, I don't feel bad for overrated teams
Duke, should have never been a 2 seed, but they way they lost just made me hate them even more. Starting 5 shooters who weigh an average of 135 is not a good way to win ball games. Live and Die by the three.

Where we are going:
My brackets want UCLA to win but my heart wants Xavier. If UCLA plays the way it did against A&M its possible. I think UCLA's bad game is out of their system. Look for UCLA to advance.

Over all thoughts:
The Big 10 is better than expected, Michigan St. is going to be a tough out, much like Wisconsin, they will slow the game down and beat you up on the other end.

The Big East is not overly impressive, many of the teams had all the hype, and I am still waiting to see a team that really impresses me from the Big East

The ACC, is what it is, one dominant team which is still alive. But, as always, they get all the hype.

Smaller schools teams are why I love this tournament, the first 4 days is what the madness is all about.

Higher Seeds should stay out of Tampa. I hope the people who bought tickets enjoyed the second round match ups.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

18 Things A Grown Man Should Never Have....

I read this in the most recent issue of Men's Health magazine and came to the realization that I am not a grown man quite yet... Take a look see where you stack up

1. A black eye. Unless the rim hits your face mid-dunk, your peepers should remain unblemished. You're smart enough to talk your way out of any fight you're going to lose.

--Safe to say I have not been in a fight in quite sometime, I am not sure if its my witty charm, or the fact that I am twice the size of the average d-bag in the bar...either way it works well for me.

2. A witty e-mail signature. Quotes and song lyrics should be heard during toasts and karaoke performances, respectively. Don't let your electronic correspondence become the digital version of a motivational poster.

--Does "Love like you have never been hurt, Sing like no one is listening, and Dance like no ones watching" count? Because that is my life motto...Not changing that.


3. An empty refrigerator. Your larder should be amply stocked, your pantry provisioned. Always aim to be ready to create an on-the-fly, three-course dinner for her...along with breakfast in bed.

--I have milk, OJ, Some Purple Stuff, and Pizza rolls, that along with condiments....I will not be aiming for a three course meal...I will be aiming to eat at her house.

4. PlayStation thumb. When they're relaxing, grown men can behave like children. But if you devolve long enough to cause calluses or button-shaped bruises, you're assuredly missing out on life.

--I have not played PlayStation in awhile...I am not a big gamer, I will play with others, but not alone. Drink, that's another story.

5. A key chain with a bottle opener. This bauble is both a gauche reminder of your college days and proof that you don't know how to apply leverage using available, impromptu bottle openers: a lighter, the back end of a fork, this magazine.

--My bottle opener not only opens beers, it also burps when I open, or says some witty saying, "Down the hatch," or "Here comes a blackout!"

6. A lucky shirt. Every shirt is lucky when worn by a man who knows that the harder he works the luckier he'll be.

--My Lucky shirt says "Please tell your boobs to stop staring at me," Its a good ice breaker for the ladies.


7. An unstamped passport.

--Does going to Emerson count? (but seriously my passport has seen more stamps than a post office.)

8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.

--I like this one, every year I usually go curling about once, and involves beer...but I always leave saying man, this is my ticket to the Olympics, and then for the next week I get real serious about it. Flash forward a week, I again realize that its Curling, and no one cares about it.

9. Less than $20 in his wallet. Fiduciary nudity is negligence. A real man should always carry a business card and enough dough to pick up coffee, bagels, and the Sunday paper without whipping out the plastic.

--Only time I have cash is if I am going to Hub. If you get offended that I charge that .69 cent pack of gum, screw off, I get points. I only need 10,987 more till I can get a pair of cool Visa socks.

10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.

--So Long 'Dick Tracy'

11. Any beer that costs less than $20 a case. And no exception for the grand-slam 30-pack that crosses that price threshold.

--I like my beer cold, and cheap...I don't drink it for the taste I drink it for the bad decisions that come with it.

12. The need to quote The Big Lebowski/ Caddyshack/Superbad. Reciting someone else's lines reminds people that you haven't the wit to write your own.

--Wow, Totally fail this one...but hey, at least I got that going for me, which is nice....

13. A futon. Sure, beds are for sleeping. But such a meager, slouchy spread has never, in the history of sex, inspired a woman to say, "Take me on your futon."

--I have a futon, its a classy option for both a couch and a bed...And I know that Horp knows one girl who said "Take me on your futon," Then wouldn't leave for 3 hrs.

14. Code words for ugly women. Actually, code words for anything.

--I don't get this one, code seemed to work well for the underground railroad. "The wind blows from the South today": A warning to Underground Railroad workers that fugitive slaves were in the area. I use code words because I love America and I am not racist, the question is why don't you use codes?


15. A Nerf hoop in his living room. Keep the adolescent accoutrements where they belong: in the rec room or above the wastebasket in someone else's office.

--Jim, this applies directly to you...



16. A secret handshake.

--Blow it UP!, Park It!, The Rocket!

17. Drinking glasses with logos. Especially those kitschy McDonald's Hamburglar ones.

--Beer tastes better out of my 'House Cup,' Detroit Lake 4th of July 2007...Zorbas on the lake...

18. A recent story with the phrase "So I said to the cop..."

--So I said to the cop, "I was coming here to meet a guy, and I dropped this box of ammo...."

Monday, March 17, 2008

Do I Smell Another ESPY?

Thank God for the Big 10 network, the Minnesota v. Indiana quarterfinal game was just to good for alot of people to watch. I am sure the 7 people in Minnesota who pay for the package, LOVED the game but as for the rest of us we had to watch the play by on the ESPN bottom line...Thanks Big 10 Network, you are what Championship week is all about.

Side note: I was with a bunch of Gopher fans this weekend, we got the play by play from a brother of a friend of mine who was listening to the game on the radio. Best comment of the night after someone asked where are they in bounding the ball, "yeah they got 94 ft to go." Said in the most dejected tone I have heard, also the play that the announcers wanted to draw up was to put Blake Hoffarbar at half court roll him the ball and have make a half courter from his butt...Watch the video, it will explain it all.

All that aside, the highlights from that game were outstanding, Blake Hoffarbar's miracle shot was amazing, but wait, Blake already has an ESPY. Watch the video and think about how lucky one kid can be.



I had a great weekend, Grand Am was this weekend, played with all my buddies from Minnesota. The dream of a Patriot dynasty was halted in the finals, as we ran into a buzz saw of a team from St. Cloud/St. John's. Good times were had by all, the pregame breathalyzers, shocking to say the least, when someone blows a .10 pregame and goes on to hit 3 three's its note worthy, but when someone blows a .03 post game at 1:30pm its legendary.

Happy brackets! MVC got screwed, Glad we have a BCS at large committee...I guess finishing 7th in the 2nd/3rd toughest league is better than finishing 2nd in the 5th toughest league, go figure.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Shooting In GF Police Department

Here is an article from the local news paper, must have been a slow day in news. I think we in the blogger world might know a person involved. This is a little slice of heaven.

Grand Forks Hearald Reports:

GF police release man who says his box of ammunition dropped in police lobby, one round went off
By Chuck Haga, Herald Staff Writer
Published Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Grand Forks police have released a man held for questioning after police responded to what sounded like a gunshot in the lobby of the law enforcement building shortly before 10 this morning.


"We heard a shot go off in the hallway," said Capt. Kerwin Kjelstrom, one of about five officers who responded to the shot from the detectives' room.

"A number of us ran out and found sitting on the stairwell a gentleman who said he dropped a box of ammunition and one round went off," Kjelstrom said.


The man, identified by police as John Hammen of Grand Forks, was taken to an interviewing room.


Kjelstrom said police recovered a box of ammunition on the floor "with a corner blown off."


"At this point, that supports his story," Kjelstrom said.


Police also recovered a .45-caliber gun, which was returned to Hammen when he was released shortly before 11 a.m. Kjelstrom said Hammen told police he brought the weapon and ammunition to the police department and planned to meet someone who had authorized him to use the department's shooting range, located in the basement.


Kjelstrom and other officers said it is unusual for a round to go off if dropped, but something may have struck the firing cap.


Officers found the .45-caliber round behind seating by windows near the main entrance on the west side of the law enforcement building. It was undamaged and appeared not to have struck anything before settling behind the window seating. When a round goes off outside a chamber, the force behind the shell may be dissipated, officers said.


Still, the loud report -- Kjelstrom likened it to a clipboard falling hard onto the floor -- got hearts racing.


"This is a police department, and there are people who are not happy with us," Kjelstrom said, explaining the concern of officers who responded.


"You hear a round go off, and everybody wonders what are we going to find when we go out the door. Fortunately, nobody was hurt, there were no injuries."


Kjelstrom said he cannot recall anything like this morning's incident happening at the law enforcement center.


Police closed the lobby about 10:05 a.m. and used yellow tape to close off part of the lobby near the stairwell. Doors were locked at the main and Fifth Street entrances until about 11 a.m.


Kjelstrom said there will be "a review of how people come in (to the law enforcement building) and how weapons are secured and how they use our range."